you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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