Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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