office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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