i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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