my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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