Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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