Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm too high and old for this...
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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