Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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