Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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