Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
it's like iHOP with fire
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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