sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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