Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
50% drunk capacity currently
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
