LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
