I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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