so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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