Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
third nipple confirmed
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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