I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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