my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Found the puke drawer
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Someone signed my nipple.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
