This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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