ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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