He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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