So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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