real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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