Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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