I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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