i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
Randomize