That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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