Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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