I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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