My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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