the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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