i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Randomize
