school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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