Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I can't turn off my feet"
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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