Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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