Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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