OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
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