so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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