Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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