Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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