windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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