I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
that is very illegal...i love you.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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