you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i used baking grease as lip gloss
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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