my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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