strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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