Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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