one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I seem to have left my pride at pride
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
they're like a gay fantastic four
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
We don't watch enough power rangers
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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