that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i think i have two assholes
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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