I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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