Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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