Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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