So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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