i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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