There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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