Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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